幽默笑話/英文笑話/The defendant
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【標題】：The defendant
【簡介】："So let me get this straigh...
【正文】："So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your husband in bed with a woman." "That`s correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you get a pistol and shoot your husband, killing him." "That`s correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your husband and not his mistress?" asked the prosecutor. "It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different woman every day!"
【序號】：307