幽默笑話/英文笑話/The defendant

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【標題】:The defendant

【簡介】:"So let me get this straigh...

【正文】:"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant, "you came home from work early and found your husband in bed with a woman." "That`s correct," says the defendant. "Upon which," continues the prosecutor, "you get a pistol and shoot your husband, killing him." "That`s correct," says the defendant. "Then my question to you is, why did you shoot your husband and not his mistress?" asked the prosecutor. "It seemed easier," replied the defendant, "than shooting a different woman every day!"

【序號】:307

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