幽默笑話/英文笑話/Different stories
【標題】：Different stories
【簡介】："Girl and boy are having a...
【正文】："Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now.One Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few,then go on to get some food at a local restaurant near theirrespective houses. They eat, then go back to his house and she staysover. Her story:Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it mighthave been because I was a bit late but he didn`t say anything much aboutit,but the conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should gooff somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately, so we go tothis restaurant and he`s still a bit funny and I`m trying to cheerhim up and start to wonder whether it`s me or something, so I ask himand he says no but you know I`m not really sure, so anyway, in the cabback to his house I say that I love him and he just puts his arm aroundme and I don`t know what the hell that means because you know he doesn`tsay it back or anything so when we get back to his I`m wondering if he`sgoing off me and so I try to ask him about it but he just switches onthe TV and so I say I`m going to go to sleep and then after about 10minutes he joins me and we have sex, but he seemed really distracted andso afterwards I just want to leave and I dunno I just don`t know what hethinks anymore, I mean, do you think he`s met someone else ??? His story: Shit day at work. Great shag later."
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